The Help Desk

Once upon a time in northern New Hampshire, there was a small liberal arts college with an itty-bitty leaking magic problem…

Saint Helen College 1 enjoys a salubrious rural atmosphere and an international team of faculty.2

Fall term of ‘23 is about to begin. The dorms are scrubbed, the library is waiting. The coaches of Climbing, Orientation, Lacrosse, Crew, and Debate have thrown shade and there’s a betting pool on. Staff and faculty and the shiny new swag shop await the incoming students.3, 4

And when you call the Help Desk? They’ll help you. With anything.

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  1. Many people say “St. Helens” or “St. Helen’s”.  They are wrong.  Terribly, tiresomely wrong. ↩︎
  2. So says the admissions and marketing material. “International” means that the Chair of the Philosophy Department and her wife live over the line in Canada. ↩︎
  3. Go, Hedgehogs! School colors: burgundy and silver. ↩︎
  4. and do read the footnotes. ↩︎